What Happened to all the Monster Sex?

ImageLately, my lovely readers have been writing me to ask where the heck my Monster Sex Stories disappeared to. And since this is an *excellent* question, and I have a soft spot for those raunchy, goofy stories, I desperately want to tell you!

Recently, the BBC did an “expose” on sites like Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, etc, showing that they sell erotic content that violates their terms of service and is, basically, horrifying trash that should be set on fire immediately, if only it weren’t digital. A thousand pilgrims wept.

And okay, sure, there were a lot of stories out there with things in them that are illegal and skeevy in real life, such as incest and beastiality with the family dog. HOWEVER, lumped in with those stories were all the ones about being taken by sexy monsters, college youths in their 20s making sweet love to their step-dads or step-brothers, and all sorts of other kinky things that are taboo, but for their fan bases, titillating and a whole lot of fun. 

So, the e-book retailers started freaking out and blocking titles from independent authors who had titles within a stone’s throw from any of those subjects the BBC mentioned. The expose threw out words like “illegal content,” and other things, because the acts depicted in them were sometimes illegal in nature. Which, frankly, I find pretty disingenuous, because no one in the BBC or any retailers has ever kicked up even the tiniest of fusses about all the novels out there glorifying serial killers, date rapists, suicide bombers, real crime stories for titillation, etc.

But, I digress!

In a nutshell: Amazon blocked all of my Monster Stories. And right after I just changed the covers and re-uploaded them, which made me extra grumpy about it. That takes forever, Amazon! *shakes fist at the heavens* 

So, at least for now, my Monster Sex Series is down on all e-tailers until I figure out a game plan. They are all B-Movie erotic parodies of classic monster scenarios, and I love them. And since so many of you have read a few but not others and asked about them, I’m looking for a solution ASAP to get them into your hands! 

Stay tuned for updates! Ideally, I’d love to sell them through this website, but I’ll let you know after some research. 

Thanks for all your support, my lovelies! 

-Delilah 😉

 

Updates and News!

Hi, my lovely readers!

I have exciting updates, plans, schemes, and plots that I can’t wait to share with you :). Lately, my life has been like an episode of Gossip Girl, only with more terrifying family drama and way, way less glamour. BUT, I feel like now I’m at a place where I’ve passed through the heart of the poo-storm, and am headed back into the sunlight.

And thank God. Because even though I write some pretty melodramatic stuff sometimes, a girl can only stand so much, ya know? 😛

SO, back to the fun stuff, such as writing, and wearing pants instead of wallowing in a vodka-splashed bathrobe!

Here’s my current plan for upcoming New Releases:

Unmasked by Him (A Billionaire’s Beck and Call Short Story) is coming by the end of next week!

I am writing a short right now to bridge the gap between Tied to Him and the next book in The Billionaire’s Beck and Call Series, Run to Him (Book Four, a Work-in-Progress). I’ve finally figured out that Run to Him is going to focus on the ongoing struggles for Lucy and Rose and their sexy billionaires, but I want to hook you guys up with a little prologue while I write the rest ;).

Awww yeaaaaah… It’s going to be a good one!

Bound by the Viking is going to be coming out in installments every couple of weeks or so, starting damn soon!

I know you guys aren’t massive fans of the serialized novel, BUT, I *also* know that I’ve been taking approximately forever and a day to give you any new goodies for your Kindles and Nooks, and I feel like a jerkface. So, I’m going to hook you up!

Instead of releasing my stuff for $2.99 an installment, and making you languish until the whole thing’s out to get the discounted price, I’m going to release this novel at $0.99 per installment! That’s right, my darlings… now you can get your fix of hot, steamy, sweat-dripping Viking sexiness, fresh off the presses for less than a visit to RedBox!

And of course, when it’s all done, the full novel will be released as a package as well :).

* Run to Him: The Billionaire’s Beck and Call, Book Four is in the works, and should (hopefully) be out before Christmas!

I’m hoping to get it done sooner, and will be writing Bound by the Viking installments along the way, to keep you oh-so-satisfied while you wait.

So, there you have it, my patient, wonderful readers! Incoming Delilah Fawkes stories are whizzing at you, so either duck, or check back here for info on when they’ve hit the shelves! 😉

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Happy Reading ;).