Try not to lose any digits, set any fires in the neighbor’s yard, or black out*, and have a happy Independence Day!

(*Aw, who are we kidding, it’s a holiday. Freeeeedoooooooooom! Wooooooooooooooo!!! *FOOM!* GAH! Oh, God, my fingers… Oh, why, God… Arrrrgh….. Somebody call the hospital… need ambulence…. just…. bring the hot dogs for the ride over. And hold my beer. *cough*  Freedom…)